StupidLeague

19 team options, 42 variants, 330 players. 2026 season, 1 QB / 0.5 PPR. Board = Sleeper half-PPR ADP + KeepTradeCut redraft rank (format=1). Lineup 1QB / 2RB / 2WR / 1TE / 2 FLEX + 8 bench.

No seat selected — pick a variant to highlight the players it may draft

Every seat, most recommended first. The percentage is how safe the seat is to hand somebody — it blends the seat's best variant with its average variant, because the owner picks the variant, not you. A seat of three decent options beats one with a perfect option and two traps.

good fit, near a fair 8.3% win share + overpowered weak unplayable · bold = best in seat · green edge = in the recommended 12-team league

Rec Seat Variants — click one to highlight the board
94%

Dome or Tundra

82%

Blue's Brothers

Blue as a genuine primary colour. Teal and aqua do not count, so Miami and Jacksonville are out.

79%

Short, Mid, or Tall

Graded against the player's own position: QB ('6\'1" or under', '6\'2"-6\'3"', '6\'4" or taller') · RB ('5\'9" or under', '5\'10"-5\'11"', '6\'0" or taller') · WR ('5\'11" or under', '6\'0"-6\'1"', '6\'2" or taller') · TE ('6\'3" or under', '6\'4"-6\'5"', '6\'6" or taller')

74%

Common Man

Surname in the 100 most common in the United States (2010 census).

71%

Short or Long Last Name

Letters only — apostrophes and hyphens do not count.

69%

AFC or NFC

67%

College Mascot

The animal band is the playable one. Bird-mascot schools cover barely a tenth of the pool, so that variant is offered mostly so you can see why it does not work; take Animals or Birds combined instead.

63%

East or West Time Zone

Central-time teams belong to neither seat, which is what keeps these two from simply being AFC/NFC in disguise.

63%

Pick a Region

Both divisions of that name, AFC and NFC.

61%

Big Ten + Big 12, SEC, or Anywhere Else

College conference under the 2026 alignment.

56%

Light, Mid, or Heavy

Graded against the player's own position: QB ('215 or under', '216-225', '226+') · RB ('210 or under', '211-220', '221+') · WR ('190 or under', '191-205', '206+') · TE ('245 or under', '246-250', '251+'). Stated in pounds rather than BMI — within a position the two orderings are nearly identical, and nobody can remember a BMI cutoff at a draft table.

50%

Draft Capital

Split three ways rather than two. A straight rounds-1-2 against everyone-else cut hands the first seat 50 of the top 60 players and the other seat 10, which is not a league. Three bands trade top-end talent against depth.

41%

Old, Young, or Prime

Age on opening day. Whole years, so nobody has to argue about birthdays.

29%

Even, Odd, or Prime

Jersey number. Prime is the specialist pick -- a third of the pool, but it overlaps heavily with Odd, so those two seats fight each other.

28%

All J's

25%

Birds or Animals

NFL team mascots. Birds is the smaller pool of the two -- five franchises against nine -- so it drafts thinner but faces less competition.

21%

Bye Week Early or Late

Byes run from week 5 to week 14, so the split is drawn between 9 and 10.

0%

Late Bloomers

Rookie season at 23 or older. Structurally the weakest seat in the set: players who reached the NFL late are under-represented at the very top of the board, and no cutoff fixes that.

0%

One Team Only

Never appeared on another franchise's regular-season roster. The loosest rule in the set — two thirds of the pool qualifies.

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